Disposable Heroes

So here I am finally caught up in the must have profession arms race for all cloth wearers, tailoring. I find myself farming a certain area of the Outlands notoriously generous in the dropping of Netherweave cloth when I found myself graced with the presence of a alliance rogue by the name of Stven of competing for kills. No problem, the respawn rates are rather quick, and if I really wanted to I could tag them all and kill them as a mage, the one proficient thing a mage can do besides being a mobile refreshment stand, however I figured I’d see how he wanted to play share. Not so good.

Occasionally as a frost mage we find ourselves in a position to summon a water elemental. This is a 41 point talent that Blizzard gave to mages to remind us mages that our role is WATER WATER WATER. The sweet thing about the water elemental is the ability to cast ranged frost nova, which allows a frost mage to take advantage of ice lance to actually do some damage. Well apparently I was out of line frost novaing one set of mobs in particular that got Stven’s panties all bunched up. See Rogues have this neato ability called stealth, wherein they are invisible when they sneak up to mobs. Me not having my infra red googles on, and or not being on the phone with Madame Jo Jo of the Psychic Friends Hotline at the time, was unawares of Stven’s interest in said mob, and I pounced much to Stven’s chagrin…

Stven: /yell enjoy your ban ceno

Errrr? Say what now? Ok, so I decided to bite. .

Long story short; Does threatening to have someone banned equal player harassment? We shall see… Stven see you in game.. that is.. if YOU can log in still…

Cenobite Ban Watch:

Day One: Nope, still not banned.

Day Two: Still able to log in. Expect imminent bannage to ensue cuz STVEN SAID SO!.

Day Three: Nope. No bannage.

Day Four: AWWW HELL BANNED!!1! …Psyche!

After only a couple of weeks of courting, Prince finally dropped to his knees and gave some loving to DH!
Good job to all involved!

Thats right Disposable Heroes is exploiting encouraging its members to achieve EPICS for a select few a few PvE goals! The greed excitement can be smelled from miles away as everyone rushes to join in on this forced slavery guild activity! What are you waiting for? Valco’s mom Sign up today!

For Great Justice!!

We noticed all the cool guilds have DKP thus we decided DH required this trendy bit of code to stuff an enormous (pink) sock into the pie holes of those clowns we call guild members appease our guild members with fair and equal treatment…

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Ever wondered to yourself what its like running a guild? Sometimes its a real treat…

46 Warrior: “Invite me to your guild”

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Disposable Heroes have killed <random boss name> !! Congrats to <random guild member> for winning <random item here> and to <random guild member> winning <random item here>.

Welcome to DH’s new posting format for guild accomplishments! The beauty of it is we never have to update the front page ever again! How you ask? Simple! When you visit the website, you simply substitute in the latest greatest trendy boss thats been killed by <random end game guild here> into the brackets we’ve conveniently placed at strategic locations in the post. Its like choose your own adventure shit! Remember this technology is like copyright protected and shit… SO NO STEALING!

Oh… and its about time to post some unmentionable quotable quotes from the freaks we have on a leash…

It looks like Ceno has run off to play with Jeffy for awhile, so I’ve wrested control of the front page away from him. You’ve been warned….

Its all about the love.. Somethings in game, as in life, need to be cherished. This however is not one of them.

Click the link. You know you want to..

Disposable Heroes lives..

We, the Heroes, are proud to announce the launch of our new guild website and home for the Disposable Heroes. Countless hours in the making, and many more hours of tweaking and designing beckoning like the cold skeletal fingers of death, its about bloody time. We’re just getting started…

Help Wanted!

The sign is up… We are indeed looking for friends old & new that we can use and abuse as our pvp / pve meatshields, who’ll we’ll use to farm ourselves killer gear for adventures in Outlands and beyond. For those of you who remember the Drunken Lords, this is NOT them however many old friends from that era now call this guild home. Raiding is not our religion, but make no mistake that we’ll be seeing everything worth seeing, getting ourselves some cool shit, kicking some asses in the Arenas, and having a good time doing it. If you have a good sense of humor, aren’t a complete fucktard, know how to play your class, and are someone you think we’d wanna hang out with, your welcome to apply.

Forums Online!

I don’t know why I bother with the portal, since all the action is in the forums… Bear in mind the registration on this here homepage is for access to post comments on the shit we say, and is unrelated (temporarily) to our guild forums.

Teamspeak / Ventrilo & Web Hosting?

Since we have the equipment at our disposal, we are considering offering the use of our hosting servers to guilds on Daggerspine, regardless of faction in exchange for gold ingame. We’re not sure that violates the ToS, however if your guild is looking for hosting, shoot me an email cenobite@dheroes.com for details.

Thats about it for now… See you ingame.