Guild Charter

The Disposable Heroes are always looking for new meat to get us mo bettah gear. Our goals are to get rich quick, grief fellow alliance, and tell horrible panty jokes our mothers aren’t proud of.

 

1. – Guild Communication:

Voice Communication

Its important that when we are bitchy and irritable we have sufficient people to yell at or make jokes about. Download Team Speak now. Ventrilo is for prissy snot bag trend whore losers.

  1. Teamspeak (www.goteamspeak.com)
Website
  1. Forums – The DH website has forums to make jokes about the you. Join now or send hush money and we might not post those naughty photos of you we have with the blow up sheep behind Ironforge.
  2. If you don’t make use of the forums, we’re going public.
  3. Information on how you can keep important people happy with bribes is available on our forums.
Rules of Use:
  • Anything goes except Mom jokes without photos.
  • Well spoken, well thought out posts and / or responses may result in verbal and mental abuse.

 

Player Conduct

  1. While a member of Disposable Heroes; We we ask for gold, gear, and indentured servitude. Cough up the goods or we break out the gimp (aka Nala).
  2. You are welcome to play or be how you want to be, we won’t tell you how to play (Subject to the size & frequency of your ‘donations’ to the Guild Leader). We believe ‘actions speak louder then words’, and both of which will be reflected by your position in the guild, or lack thereof.
  3. Greed: will NOT be tolerated in any way, shape, or form except by those who have a higher rank then YOU. Players who demonstrate they know how to make payments / bribes will be promoted.
  4. /spit command: is taboo. Learn to /swallow to demonstrate your love.
  5. Absences: Please send all your gold and valuables to Cenobite for ‘safe keeping’.
  6. Alternate chars will NOT be welcome to into DH unless you send the GM more gold.
  7. Ask NOT what being a member of Disposable Heroes can do for you. Ask what you HAVE TO do for us. Players who think being a Disposable Hero is an easy route to obtaining epic items and gold will be sadly mistaken unless they have more gold to offer ranking members then those who have come before them.
  8. Guild Members shall not ‘not’ sell items or services to guild members. If you fail to obtain money for something by giving it away to anyone including guild members, your a ninnymuggins and need to be impaled in your backside by an angry cannibalistic gnome.

 

Guild Ranks

  • New Member: Not Paid Up
  • Member: Paying Trick
  • Officer: Yo Pimp
  • GM: The Tax Man “Everyone Pays”
    1. Offer the GM Gold. If the offering is sufficient, and the GM is in a good mood, you might be promoted or further soaked.
    2. You must raid 17 hours a day at a 25 GPH (Gold Per Hour) efficiency rating
    3. All ranks will need be evaluated by the following criteria to warrant promotion:
      • Ass.
      • Grass.
      • Cash.
      • Contribution:
        • Material donations: Its a material world and you best be a material girl bitch!
      • Knowledge: Knowing who to pay to get ahead.
    1. Making your quota
    • Newbies don’t get gear, they cough it up.
    • You keep what you ninja unless a higher ranking member breaks out the pimp hand and slaps the taste out yo mouth.
    • Raiding & Membership Defined:

    Disposable Heroes is a pyramid scheme. We want really cool stuff but we live by our “..work smarter not harder..” motto thus we recruit as many randoms as we possibly can, force them to farm us really cool stuff while we sit back and offer graphic, yet both highly educational & motivational speeches about poop socks, pink socks and pork swords. In other words, you can pay your way to the top and cash in. Its a dog eat dog world though, so you need to amass as much gold as you can from those below you to pay off those above you so you can keep climbing the corporate ladder.

    Promotion & Ranks

    Q: How do I get promoted?
    A: Pay someone higher up. Be smart though, pay off the highest ranking person you can dumb ass.

    Q: What does a promotion mean?
    A: You had more money then the suckers below you.

    Paying the GM is the best course of action however you cannot out rank the GM unless you REALLY got some deep pockets.

     

    Instance Raids:

    Your responsibilities:

     

    Drop Distribution:

     

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Disposable Heroes

A World of Warcraft guild on the Daggerspine Server. Formerly the original Drunken Lords.