DHP™
What (the heck) is DHP™?
Disposable Heroes Points™: Our trendy buzz word word play on trendy buzz words dummy.. DUH! 50 DHP™ minus for asking such a retarded question…
Why DHP™?
We here in DH feel it is important to horn swoggle our members into believing they actually stood a snowball’s chance in hell of actually obtaining a piece of gear. To this end we have developed an intricate system of random numbers that mean less then to us then our members themselves which isn’t much. The formula is so complex that members will be too busy trying to learn how it works, how they can manipulate it, to actually pay attention to not actually getting squat.
How DHP™ Works
Thats right – (PANTY) RAIDS REQUIRE DHP™!! Know it. Learn it. Love it. This is our new religion. You want to herb a node? DHP™ CHECK! You want to loot that cloth of a random trash mob in Dead Mines? DHP™ CHECK! Nala break wind and you want to bask in the lingering stench of hunka hunka ‘tastes like’ burning greasy man love? DHP™ CHECK!
Mage craft you water? DHP™ CHECK! Thats right.. you got it.. it ALL costs.. Checking your in game mail? DHP™ CHECK! Don’t have the DHP™? DHP™ CHECK! All your loot belong to us! You think Blizzard had a strict ToS? Try DHP™!
DHP™ Formula:
RANDOM + ((RAIDS – LOOTS) /SNIVELLING * BITCH MULTIPLIER + GOLD SENT TO RANKED OFFICER /GM’S TAKE * SALADS TOSSED – SALADS TOSSED BACK) = SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL EPICS GO TO THE GUILD GM ANYWAY STOOPID!