Disposable Heroes

Been awhile since we’ve had a progression update. DH is slowly but surely pushing into Naxx. While other guilds have had the instance on farm, we are doing it the usual style that DH is known for. Perverted.

Our resident tree decided to stick his wood someplace it probably should have always been, inside Heigan.

Followed up with a prompt smack to Loatheb and seducing some interns to kill Razuvious. Silly interns, you can always take advantage of them, can’t ya! Speaking of interns, DH is recruiting! If you’re a sucker quality person willing to die fight the good cause, drop us an app!

Good times for all. Looking forward to hitting on Patchwork next! I heard he likes it rough. O.O

Winning battlegrounds is always a nice treat, sometimes painfully achieved but always pleasantly received. Preventing the other team from scoring any points is probably like eating a chocolate cake-pie-strudel-cookie treat. I have never had a cake-pie-strudel-cookie but I imagine it to be quite tasty.

Over the past few months, some of us have had some rather interesting encounters whilst frequently the lands of Azeroth and Outland… yet others of us have strived to make every encounter that much more spirtually fulfilling.

Are you thinking of applying to DH? Let the following screenshots and montages provide you with a glimpse of the type of shenannigans sponsored by it’s very members (and some other randoms).

So here I am finally caught up in the must have profession arms race for all cloth wearers, tailoring. I find myself farming a certain area of the Outlands notoriously generous in the dropping of Netherweave cloth when I found myself graced with the presence of a alliance rogue by the name of Stven of competing for kills. No problem, the respawn rates are rather quick, and if I really wanted to I could tag them all and kill them as a mage, the one proficient thing a mage can do besides being a mobile refreshment stand, however I figured I’d see how he wanted to play share. Not so good.

Occasionally as a frost mage we find ourselves in a position to summon a water elemental. This is a 41 point talent that Blizzard gave to mages to remind us mages that our role is WATER WATER WATER. The sweet thing about the water elemental is the ability to cast ranged frost nova, which allows a frost mage to take advantage of ice lance to actually do some damage. Well apparently I was out of line frost novaing one set of mobs in particular that got Stven’s panties all bunched up. See Rogues have this neato ability called stealth, wherein they are invisible when they sneak up to mobs. Me not having my infra red googles on, and or not being on the phone with Madame Jo Jo of the Psychic Friends Hotline at the time, was unawares of Stven’s interest in said mob, and I pounced much to Stven’s chagrin…

Stven: /yell enjoy your ban ceno

Errrr? Say what now? Ok, so I decided to bite. .

Long story short; Does threatening to have someone banned equal player harassment? We shall see… Stven see you in game.. that is.. if YOU can log in still…

Cenobite Ban Watch:

Day One: Nope, still not banned.

Day Two: Still able to log in. Expect imminent bannage to ensue cuz STVEN SAID SO!.

Day Three: Nope. No bannage.

Day Four: AWWW HELL BANNED!!1! …Psyche!