Disposable Heroes

Before now there was never any proof that we were anything but manly men (and women). Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. Until now.

Oh Sirchlak, why do you have to ruin our rep with everyone? Horde laugh at us and Alliance look the other way now. What are we ever going to do with you…. Ignore the mostly naked gnome next to him..

Disposable Heroes is now recruiting some fresh blood and talent!

Read: Mattimeo wants more minions!

We are looking for laid back people who are interested in doing some Ulduar Raiding but not taking themselves too seriously in the process.

We raid Tuesday and Thursday nights at 6:30pm sever time.

We are looking for all classes, we recruit the person more than the toon so don’t be lame!

Head on in to the forums and read up on our application process.

Thats right, DH killed Naxx.
After a successfully downing Kel we moved on to try our luck with Malygos. We were greeted with a large blue object entering orifices that were not made for it. Most of us are still trying to wash away the pain..

Its not all serious business here at DH. While yes, we do wipe a ton, raiding does have its perks!

I think everyone would agree, healers are in short supply. Maybe blizzard added achievements because they knew people would be forced to sit and wait for hours and hours to find a healer for a group. Maybe I’ve just developed a bad reputation with healers and they don’t want to die anymore. Either way, having some extra time on my hands I went to level up my weapon skills!

In Shadow Labs you will find that the first boss is easy to get to, banished and will let you level weapons up for hours and hours! I only had to kill 1 group, the warlock + Imps near the start; hugging the walls you should be able to make it all the way behind Hellmaw. Engage at max range and pick up that trashy romance novel, you’ll probably be here awhile.

Blackwatch, the most badassded paladin evar to grace Disposable Heroes hallowed halls (this dude can farm Reanor’s under pants like no other!) was honored by his namesake guild (and biggest fan club)  <B L A C K W A T C H> on Halloween 2008 so he decided to dress up like his idol raid boss (ironically also the most difficult raid boss he’s ever downed) The Maiden Of Virtue!

Reports from horrified patrons of Ofinnigans – the offical tavern of the Disposable Heroes – were unclear but seemed to indicate a large raid formed outside the tavern and repeatedly downed raid boss Blackwatch for much booty. Grats to Synap for winning the legendary pink sock and pork sword combo! Following the downing much PvP (Penis Vs. Penis) was then had by curious on lookers.

It has taken several months to get back into SSC but we finally did it. With the help of a few friends DH successfully downs Lurker!
Good job to all those involved!

After only a couple of weeks of courting, Prince finally dropped to his knees and gave some loving to DH!
Good job to all involved!

Thats right Disposable Heroes is exploiting encouraging its members to achieve EPICS for a select few a few PvE goals! The greed excitement can be smelled from miles away as everyone rushes to join in on this forced slavery guild activity! What are you waiting for? Valco’s mom Sign up today!

For Great Justice!!

We noticed all the cool guilds have DKP thus we decided DH required this trendy bit of code to stuff an enormous (pink) sock into the pie holes of those clowns we call guild members appease our guild members with fair and equal treatment…

Read more here

Disposable Heroes have killed <random boss name> !! Congrats to <random guild member> for winning <random item here> and to <random guild member> winning <random item here>.

Welcome to DH’s new posting format for guild accomplishments! The beauty of it is we never have to update the front page ever again! How you ask? Simple! When you visit the website, you simply substitute in the latest greatest trendy boss thats been killed by <random end game guild here> into the brackets we’ve conveniently placed at strategic locations in the post. Its like choose your own adventure shit! Remember this technology is like copyright protected and shit… SO NO STEALING!

Oh… and its about time to post some unmentionable quotable quotes from the freaks we have on a leash…